The Absurdity of English

A list of things about the language that I find weird.

ghoti

fish

touGH, wOmen, moTIon

ghoughphtheightteeau

potato

hiccouGH, dOUGH, PHTHisis, nEIGHbour, gazeTTE, platEAU

ceougholo

shower

oCEan, bOUGH, cOLOnel