Lifelong Superpowers

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A handful of my superpowers:

  • I always sit on the second sock when I sit down to put on the first.
  • I always check the time at 12:34.

But what happens if my first superpower ever fails? Does my day shift enough to make me check at 12:33? I'm terrified to find out…

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  1. Avatar for dompatmore DomPatmore
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  1. Avatar for justinavery
    What happens when you wear flip flops?
  2. Avatar for iamchrisburnell
    I sit on *both* socks.